Universal Friend

A Universal Friend Is A Friend Who Can Do Literally Anything. A Therapist, A Designated Driver, A Mentor, Etc. This Person You Always Want Around Because They Bring Peace, And They Never Cease To Amaze You.

“I need a universal friend, you know somebody I can vent to while cleaning and doing homework.”

by Bruh Man April 12, 2021

Simpson University

Simpson University is a private Christian University located in Redding. The university is currently under academic probation as its leadership could not get their shit together in enough time before the accreditors came knocking. Simpson would be better defined by precisely what it is not, it is not academically rigorous, it is not welcoming to diversity, it does not respond well to new ideas, and it is abhorrent to to what a university should be.

Andrew: "Where are you going to school?"
Jessica: "Simpson University."
Andrew: "Isn't that the school where a few of the Biology professors teach creationism?"
Jessica: "Yeah I don't believe in science my parents told me its lie invented by the Jews and Homosexuals.

by SUAdmissionsTeam October 20, 2017

Squidward University

An Ivy Leauge school specializing in the study of Pooptolgy

"Wow, I finally got my degree from Squidward University! I can finally study Mao Zedongs poop!" - Zachareigh

by Nardothepig February 24, 2020

battle universe

Battle universe Is an amazing group/team of grown man and some woman on YouTube that make nerf challenge video

Kid: *watches battle universe for hours*

Mom: time for bed!
Kid: ok *goes under blanket watches mir BU vids*

by Monika peace June 6, 2018

Harvard University

The Washington University of the North East. But, no tempurpedic mattresses, Jason Derulo concerts, or arches.

Emily: Damn Girl, I heard you got into Harvard University.

Savannah: I know its practically the WashU of the north east.

Emily: Sorry about your mattresses

by savannastasia steele October 12, 2020

Cubic Universal

: A small but dedicated Roblox game development studio founded by chibb11_2020 (now known as bendyisstillhere). Despite its size, the studio is known for its creative and engaging games that offer a unique gaming experience on the Roblox platform. With a focus on fun and immersive gameplay, Cubic Universal has quickly gained a following among Roblox players looking for something new and different.

I spent all night playing the new game from Cubic Universal and it was so much fun!

by ඞ C o g s w o r t h ඞ June 25, 2023

wallace university

the most prestigious university in the midwest. the harvard of lake county, if you will. a place where camera pens, screenshots, and excel spreadsheets abound.

wow! i can't believe i was just accepted to wallace university! i guess my inflated SAT score really did the trick!

by koosh13 January 31, 2019