When you're eating out a girls asshole (AKA tossing her salad) and you shove your nose right up her anus and use it as a personal tissue.. tossed FETA salad. You're welcome.
by Fartel Cluggins March 27, 2014
by ButterSideDown September 16, 2018
by DogOfDeviance May 13, 2024
When a group of girls get together, the first varts (farts into her vagina) and then passes her vart to the next girl. Currently the Guinness World Record is 6 vart tosses consecutively. The record holder wished to remain anonymous, but we’re willing to let it be told that they we’re practicing Catholic Nuns. It’s a hilarious idea yes, but the tough part is the judging. The judge has to smell the first vart and then smell the (vart chain) for authenticity. Hopefully this is a voluntary position. More to come, this new party game is still in its early stages.
That party was off the chain last night! They had a midget bathing in a chocolate fountain and a vart tossing contest.
by CrockyofNeh January 24, 2022
by dkjmt October 06, 2009
I love tossing the torta. Last night, Araceli finally gave in. Man, she really loved it. I even slathered her torta with some spicy guacamole.
by Chico Blanco Loco October 17, 2018
A game often played at bachelorette parties. Players take turns jumping across the room, trying to land their vaginas directly onto a hunky stripper's erect phallus. She who makes the first successful shot is the winner.
Male stripper #1: hey bro, how'd that bachelorette party go the other day?
Male stripper #2: started off tame enough but, man, after a few drinks they wound up playing a game of ring toss!
Male stripper #2: started off tame enough but, man, after a few drinks they wound up playing a game of ring toss!
by Studs Buffley January 15, 2025