pillow cushion

dragged female, from a mean while prostitution to marriage

I am a bran card personnel in this hospital, Tina is not, now this pillow cushion of Tina that I am, feels uselessly proud, and removes more than three times, in the day, my bran card, while she was a hospital cook only, come we teach this mad happy.

by man!? July 20, 2017

pillow toy

A pillow toy is another term for a self pleasuring device (more than likely to be a dildo) that is hidden underneath a pillow.

Me: "Dude I was cleaning my parents' room for money and when I was making their bed, I found a pillow toy."
Friend: "Haha. Really?"

by New Age Jesus February 22, 2019

Pillow

A mean viscous land mammal that will kill or injure any living thing in its path because pillows don’t care

Guy 1:I had to run from a pillow today almost died
Guy2: whaaat

by jhat butthole doe March 1, 2019

Pillow

When a girl doesn.t shave and it is fluffy down there

Jay z: So how was it?
Kanye West: She still had a pillow so I left!

by Egg S January 13, 2019

Armadillo Pillow

The act of farting on a pillow and then immediately shoving it in your partners face.

Tom: Yo my hoe was being such a b-iatch that I gave her dat armadillo pillow. Shut her ass right up.

by Brah Mang July 7, 2018

Pillow fight

When two really soft dudes are engaged in a physical altercation.

Me: Drake and Pusha need to just go ahead and box.
Other Me: Nobody wants to see a pillow fight.

by Ryan K. Brown-Hawwc-Krangel July 26, 2018

Pillow pounding

Tit wank

Those tits are perfect for pillow pounding.

by Carpe_librum July 30, 2018