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milk jousting

A sexual act of ramming ones mouth and cumming in their face
Roberts milk jousting Jaquelins face tonight. It going to be sick bruh
by Uppercunt March 6, 2015
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Milk Mouth

When you absolutely slam a glass of milk and you get that sightly uncomfortable aftertaste in your mouth for a good minute.
"Bro do you have any gum? I'm suffering from milk mouth right now."
by ToXiC-S May 3, 2022
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Milk Throat

When you are in the middle of talking and your voice changes suddenly from mucus, and it sounds like when you start talking after drinking Milk.
I was giving a lecture on diabetes when I got Milk Throat really bad.
by Whatever_Who_Cares July 16, 2018
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Spilt Milk

(n) - ejaculate (typically the product of oral sex) that has cascaded down the chin & neck, and onto the upper chest.
We were having oral sex and he pulled out of my mouth as he orgasmed. Spilt milk all over me -- I should have been wearing a bib!
by DecoyNoodles84 October 11, 2021
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No milk in the fridge

An excuse to justify doing something misleading, and making it harmless.
Alice rubs josh's cock because there's no milk in the fridge
by ToughTimes June 9, 2012
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milk water

by WaveyGravey April 12, 2019
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Milk Mustache

When dogs reach the certain old age and start having white hair on their face.
Your dog is very cute! i can see he has some milk mustache
by Foxicc_the420 March 26, 2020
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