Mega Simp

Somebody who genuinely ends up in hospital because you simp that hard

Aryans a mega simp, he’s in the hospital.

by Cooldudemx3456 November 27, 2020

Super mega crackhead

A super mega crackhead is the highest level of crackheadness and it can never be topped

Me: I’m a super mega crackhead

Friend: indeed you are the biggest crackhead of them all

by YID ARMY 4 eVEr August 03, 2019

Mega Fiend

someone who repeatedly asks to hit your vape, hits it multiple times and burns your coils

jeez Jax is such a mega fiend they wont stop asking ffs

by shydoodlez December 07, 2023

Mega Fagot

Anyone belonging to the farmhouse fraternity.

Farmhouse is just a bunch of mega fagots jerking each other off.

by blackpeoplesmellfunny January 12, 2022

super mega fugly

Used to describe a really, really, super fuckin ugly cunt.

Look at her, she’s a super mega fugly

by TheRealMoeLester July 12, 2020

toxic mega-colon

A form of diarrhea caused by bacteria Clostridium difficil, that lives in poop.

Aaron can't go out tonight. He's got toxic mega-colon.

by moneypenny07 March 20, 2009

mega zega

v. very, really, extremely. Sometimes used for more emphasis. When something is cool you use mega, but when something it’s 10 times cooler you say mega zega.

“Cum a fost la cabana cu ciubăr?”
“A fost MEGA ZEGA.”

by claudiatha April 17, 2021