magical bannana

A bannana that is rasist and a big piece of shit to other people.

Im the magical bannana, fuck off!!!

by swagmoneyreal May 17, 2016

Magic sword

A dick

I have to go whip out the magic sword lmao

by Bk is a bitch April 1, 2020

magic trousers

Like Jack ups short trousers that hover above the ankles earning the name 'magic' trousers.

Dudette: HAHAHa.. look at that dudes magic trousers..
Dude: Who me?
Dudette: Aw shit..

by Searching for Pizza September 25, 2013

magic noodle

reference to clitoris based on shape and pliability resembling a noodle. Area of high arousal of women.

I got her squealing by playing with her magic noodle.

by mcmersch March 10, 2011

Magic failure

Similar to epic failure which is failure when success is highly probable, magic failure occurs when a process or operation that has a 100% chance of success inexplicably fails.

Person A: I do this process the same way I always do, I know it works, but for some unknown reason, it will not and there is nothing wrong.

Person B: Magic failure...

by konkakonkadudu November 5, 2011

Magic Corndog

Shoving your erect cock into a Snickers and dunking it into a deep fryer. Traditionally served with a caramel drizzle.

"I went to the county fair and I got a Magic Corndog"

by StinkyBoiPussy April 21, 2022

Christmas Magic

When you take a shit in someone’s stocking before they wake up on Christmas morning.

My brother’s been a real jerk, so I’m giving him some Christmas Magic this year.

by tridaddy November 20, 2020