Porn Penis

A penis shown in porn films. A penis that has shaved pubes around it. Many pornstars encountered with porn penises.

Dude: I got the pornstar trim. I have a porn penis now. My penis looks like those porn penises.
Dude #2: You’re weird.

by AntiCircumcisionMan April 2, 2020

porn piece

Something over elaborate, unnecessarily fancy or just plain extravagant can be described as a porn piece.

I bought a new diamanté studded I-Phone. When I pulled it out a friend said "what an absolute porn piece.

by Akamichelob 1 September 21, 2013

porn trouble

The trouble that you are in when your wife finds your porn.

"Shit man, I've got porn trouble, she found my stash"

by eastern August 6, 2008

org porn

Short for "organizational pornography": any photo(s) of immaculately, impossibly organized shelves of kitchenware, office supplies, etc. which professional organizers - & hopelessly disorganized perfectionists - salivate over.

Ooohhh ... check out this org porn of a catalog I just got. Everything's color-matched and NOTHING's out of place ... all the glasses match ... could ... look ... forever ...

by M-382 January 23, 2011

porn store

Embarrassing place to go, But is very rewarding

Person 1: Can you go to the porn store for me?
Person 2: Who the fuck are you?

by PenisDickPenis October 8, 2014

Snivy porn

A particular kind of sexual art that focuses on the character Snivy from the Pokèmon franchise; Pokèmon Black and White, to be more specific. As to be expected, it depicts Snivy in less than child-friendly ways, with Snivy often being female, despite them usually being male.

"Dude... I just checked your search history. ...Snivy porn? Seriously?"
"I-it was my brother! I swear!"

by Wife of the Jokke September 22, 2016

Porn Headache

Similar to the famous ice cream headache, but when you've watched so much pornography in one sitting that you are absolutely at your limit and can no longer enjoy it, or even bring yourself to watch one more frame.

I watched so much porn today, and had such porn overload that I developed a porn headache. I couldn't watch another second or I felt like my brain would explode.

The over stimulation he received from an all day porn watching session left him with a porn headache.

by Kaferk1d September 25, 2010