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Trump Eye

The severe condition where your eyes are locked in an upwards position. This is due to your eyes rolling constantly when Donald Trump speaks.
Don’t listen to Donald Trump speak too long, you might get Trump Eye.
by Woodwoman December 17, 2018
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eye quickie

When you and a passer-by eye fuck each other.
The first time we saw each other we had an eye quickie as we passed each other.
by DJKiwi July 25, 2018
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Pizza Eye

A pizza delivery person with crossed eyes that can drive and watch the road while at the same time identifing an address to deliver his pizza.
Dave has a handyman that does yard work for him that has pizza eye. He can cut the grass and watch the dogs at the same time.
by OneBigDaddy September 19, 2018
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Eye floaters

Those annoying little pieces of shit that dance around in your eyes like it's a goddamn nightclub, they also can cause panic and anxiety in some people (Myself included)
These fucking eye floaters are starting to piss me off
by TheWarHorse100 July 9, 2019
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Menu Eyes

A moment of incognisance while attempting to digest material.

For instance, when you've read an entire page of a book and you cant recall a single word.

Deriving from the overwhelming moment in a restaurant when you are trying to read the menu but really you are just looking at it and thinking about how irritating the person next to you is chewing.
Waiter: Are you ready to order?
Me: Um no. Sorry, I had menu eyes.
by BranFlakes OG July 19, 2019
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bi-eyeing

Checking out someone of the same sex even though you're definitely not gay nor bisexual.
Female: the other day at the gym i saw a girl that was gorgeous and she had this AMAZING ass and i waited in the locker room for an extra 5 minutes hoping i would just "run into" her
Male: Wait, you're a lesbian?
Female: Nope, it was just absolutely perfect, no joke. I didn't even want to hit on her, i just wanted to tell her how beautiful alllll that was.
Male: Ah, so you were bi-eyeing her!
Female: EXACTLY!
by ValleyBreezer November 8, 2019
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minds eye

We do not want to draw a dungeons and dragons map, we'll use our minds eye.
by cg0 December 10, 2019
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