love blind

Love blindness is an emotional version of color blindness where a person interprets red flags as giant green just-fucking-go-for-it flags.

The term love blind was coined by Keeley Jones, one of those "they" that name stuff.

Keely proposed that she and Rebecca were perhaps love blind for ignoring so many red flags in previous relationships.

by SpockAwesome April 26, 2023

Child blind

When parents are so used to being around their children, they no longer recognize how gross and annoying they are.

Did you see little Charlie double dipping in the queso at the BBQ?
Oh yeah, his mom is totally child blind.

by Thorgodofthunder93 May 14, 2023

Blind Mag

She's done nothing wrong and physically can never do anything wrong.

"I heard Blind Mag was really on the fence about leaving GeneCo."

by Mister Pain November 25, 2023

blind trim

The faggoty way they trim paragliders in boulder.

He pulled the pecker out of his butt amd putt it in his eyes before blind trim check on his glider.

by Ghost of Paul Revere November 25, 2023

Blind Poster

Someone who's bored af on the urban dictionary and just posts random stuff to contribute to the massive community of useless definitions. Most likely a procrastinator

I'm bored as BALLS rn, so imma be a Blind Poster and post something on the urban dictionary

by bearlmfao December 11, 2023

Love is blind

The famous saying states that "love is blind". So if your girlfriend catches you cheating, she didn't love in the first place because she should have been from the fact that she loves you. In other words, if she loved you, she shouldn't have seen you cheat.

Person 1: "Bro my girl dumped me after catching me with Lisa"
Person 2: "Damn really? You know what, she didn't love you because love is blind."

by Admiral Soweto December 13, 2023

Movies for the blind

Pornographic films of any genre.

Q: So what kind of work are you in?

A: I make movies for the blind.
Q: Oohh! And how is that going?

A: It's awesome! I really love my co-workers!

by Amish Bastard December 8, 2022