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cum sock surprise

When you cum in a sock and you repeatedly strike the woman with it until she’s bruised
“Hey where’d you get those bruises?”
“I got a cum sock surprise from my fiancé”
by bocaj January 2, 2021
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The Vegas Surprise

Surprise anal sex that is done without consent by the receiving end during an otherwise consensual sexual encounter. Refers mainly to cases in which the receiver is uncomfortable with the situation but doesn't necessarily do anything to stop it.
Me and that guy hooked up. It was weird...it was good at first but then he just gave me The Vegas Surprise out of nowhere! I just thought it was kind of rude.
by prettyinpink33337 April 26, 2010
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Driscoll Surprise

This is the real Driscoll there is no set definition for the driscoll surprise. You people are sick..
There is no set definition for the driscoll surprise. You people are sick.
by The Real Driscoll February 25, 2005
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Chappelle Surprise

When you're doing a girl from behind and you pretend to release your load in her cooter, but when she turns around, you cum in her face and yell "gotcha bitch!"
Frank: So what happened with you and Michelle last night?

Greg: She fell victim to a Chappelle Surprise.
by The Loge August 12, 2006
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Cum Shot Surprise

When you are having anal sex with a girl and when you pull out you spit on her back making her think you ejaculated on her back but you are actually jacking off so when she turns around you jizz in her face.
"That ass hole gave me a cum shot surprise"
by that one guy with a huge penis February 3, 2012
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george washington surprise

When a male puts his erect penis into the mouth of an unconcious female. When she wakes up, she has a mouth full of wood. Thus the name "george washington surprise"
Dude, I gave that chick a george washington surprise after she passed out, and she didn't realize till she woke up.

The other day I woke up to a george washington surprise. I still haven't gotten the taste out of my mouth.
by Michael Giordano February 1, 2007
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Center Valley Surprise

"I am totally going to Center Valley Surprise you!"
by Iceboxtechie January 13, 2007
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