Count steek

Count steek is a meme that originated from a french person saying 'count' instead of 'cunt' and 'steek' instead of 'steak'.

You may also say different variations of the expression to insult others, like: Steeky count , Steekiest

Another fun way of using this is to randomly insult others or simply just shout 'count steek' to confuse others

This is also used to annoy the person who originally mispronounced these words, he is such a count.

Count steek is a funny replacement for any insult

person: 'You're a fucking count'

person: 'Shut up you steek'

person: Look at that steeky count

person: 'We have steeks at the cafeteria ! '

person: You're the steekiest person on the planet

by Countsteek June 21, 2018

Daddy Steel

A person who has classic Dad traits such as grilling and a habit of making poor quality jokes, while secretly being a dominant and passionate lover.

Yesterday after getting back from the golf course, I swung so much wood in the bedroom she called me Daddy Steel.

by Quoberg August 28, 2018

LAUZ STEELE

who the fuck is Lauren Steele anyway HUH. has a junkie mom alter ego and lives the most luxury lifestyle consisting of koka noodles and gucci shoes. loves a new purchase on pretty little thing and loves a good layer of cocoa brown fake tan. such an organised whore and likes to piss off dora by endlessly cracking herback in class. is secretly hiding a little leprechaun who helps improve her irish accent. has little pet names for her friends which are lowkey cute and creepy. loves her own reflection and has lucid dreams where she chops her hair off. she becomes one hell of a party animal and loves any opportunity to drink a can of soop and is honestly the best person to get pished with.and i think she will be going to an insane aslyum in her near future.

" whoa kellyanne your looking like LAUZ STEELE "
" what do you mean rebecca?"
" well your looking very pretty but.... "
"BUT WHAT REBECCA"
"you look like your going criminally insane"
"oh well thanks"
" your welcome kellyanne"

by Peekaboo2$rawr December 6, 2018

Kill Steel

A song title by the amazing sound cloud artist ZaxLLex. Has shit lyrics and a stolen beat.

Shoot you with my knife, nigga. - Lyric in Kill Steel

by bitch_ass_fagggg March 17, 2019

Peen steen

When you dip your mastodon sized pecker in liquid and it stains the foreskin

Oh no oh fuck oh shit I get a peen steen, my mom won’t be too happy with me

by MoistMustard April 15, 2019

Tyler Steen

say one funny thing, once

yo that dude like j popped up

he j Tyler Steen

by ghdghdoefhpefepffeef September 11, 2019

Lil Steezer

A young child that is bound to be steezy in the art of extreme sports. Typically dressed like most skaters in a flannel and vans, they have been exposed to recreational marijuana since birth.

Guy 1: what’s your baby’s name?

Guy 2: the dudes name is Hawk.
Guy 1: What a lil steezer, his vans are tight.

by Chapdoggy dawg January 27, 2020