Sprin(g)ter

This word reguards those who choose to wear their UggBoots outside of ugg season. i.e: winter fashions in the spring. Spring + winter = sprin(g)ter. The "g" is optional.

Tim- dude, did you see that clown weaing uggs and a skirt?
Frank- yeah man is it sprin(g)ter already?
Tim- hoe doesnt have full length mirror.
Frank- sweeeeet dude. *hand gesture*

by Muahahahahhahaha July 12, 2011

springtoberfest

A season found only in small American towns of German or Austrian descent (on rare occasions Swiss). It is some time after the New Year and before it's well known older brother the Oktoberfest (most commonly celebrated in September). Some similarities to the traditional (American) Oktoberfest are; large amounts of sausage and beer is sold, lederhosen and dirndls are in abundance (really any folk costume is worn), a lot of music that has nothing to do with Germany other then it is played on an accordion. It is best described as an attempt to milk what little German tradition is left in 6th generation German Americans.

Jack: Springtoberfest is next weekend. You want to come?
Joel: Great, I have been itching to wear my lederhosen again. You know my great grandmothers father was of German descent, or was that Polish.

by lasana April 28, 2012

Irish Spring

Diarrhea, the morning after a night at the bar

“Sorry Sally, can’t do breakfast. I’m neck deep in an Irish Spring.”

by Duke Brutus April 4, 2019

Blue Springs South High School

Blue springs South High School resides in...well Blue Springs Missouri. It’s not a special place, but it’s a place with all types of families with a diverse set of income, not many people stand out. The students who attend Blue Springs are typically complete arrogant retards who let their ego take over any situation. If you ever have a chance to meet one of the students who attend here, you have my sympathy. This school is filled to the brim with kids pissing their pants over dab pens and juul pods (Njoy’s seem to be the replacement to juuls as of recently). The people here will do a back bend in the class and contort their bodies just to proudly show you how many inches of the few that are offered of their own dicks they can fit into their mouths. Don’t worry about offending anyone here, they’ll probably put it on their Snapchat story with a black photo behind the words “this guys an ass hole” yet claiming it’s indirect. The epitome of basic white retards who put the “don’t talk to me, or you’re getting blocked” on their story. If you’re lucky enough to meet one of the people who have some shred of any human decency here they'll probably cheat on you, steal something from you, or talk shit on you as they have no care outside of themselves. But hey, at least the football teams pretty cool.

Person 1: hey what’s up man, did you wanna hit my dab pen in the parking lot of Blue Springs South High School today?

Person 2: nah man, I’d rather suck your dick or my own :)

Person 3: I’m retarded

by Fucknado April 29, 2019

Bruce Springsteen

Bruce Springsteen is the most talented amazing singer and I love him so much !!
He is also really hot!
His songs are amazing and I love how he can write about something that he has never done. The book born to run is my fave book and I love the river,prove it all night,racing in the street,I LOVE ALL OF THEM!
LOL!and I'm 15!
My dream is to meet him because he is so amazing so don't be a hater!!
ILUVBRUCE!😍👍🏻

I LOVE BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN! 😍

He is so handsome!!! 😍

by Ilovebrucespringsteen! July 2, 2019

double-springs cleanse

A procedure for cleaning oneself so as to smell extremely good. While in the shower, clean yourself with Irish Springs bar soap, Original Scent. Rinse, and then apply Irish Springs body wash. Rinse. Perform your regular drying procedure...like, with a towel or something. You should end up smelling fresh. Trust me, it works. I'm a doctor.

"Oh, man, you smell great!"
"Thanks! I used the double-springs cleanse."

by Creggle Weggles August 21, 2011

bonita springs

Bonita, ok where do we begin...

Coyote ugly,trash,poop,ugly,hoe

She was from Bonita springs and was skankish

by Nick bonitan September 18, 2013