High Speed

Stoned drivers who think they're going 65 MPH when they're really going 25 MPH.

Ant: How fast are you going?
Jay: I think 65. Never mind, I'm going 12.

Ant: Dude, you're driving so slow right now.
Jay: I know. I'm sorry. I'm just really high.

Had I not been driving at high speed, I probably would have hit that deer... and I probably would've hit that kid who ran onto the street for his kickball.

by Louie Wolfe October 23, 2012

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ludicrous speed

Think of the fastest speed imaginable, so fast that it is impossible to see. Now times that speed by 12 and you get ludicrous speed.

The excrement was coming out my anus so damn fast, id swear it was going to hit ludicrous speed"

by Burgo November 6, 2003

high speed

A specialty drink combined with hyphy juice and alcohol. Usually sold around san francisco

Damn, that high speed got to my head hella quick!

by tmariee March 4, 2008

Soggy Speed Bag

The act of licking an enlarged hemroid.

My buddy got totally wasted and gave this fat chick a soggy speed bag.

by CHRIS SHAGLEY November 12, 2007

Mexican speed monkey

When a person does a line of any snorted drug off of a monkey's ass then licks the anis of the monkey

Dude I did a Mexican speed monkey last night

by MetalMan95100 March 17, 2010

ludicrous speed

A phrase describing something that happened or took place very quickly.
Preferably shouted when drunk with your closest group of friends.

The night went by at Ludacris speed!
Or
Yo dog i'll bet u a twenty sac Ill get into dat shortys pants at ludicrous speed!

by San December 11, 2004