When you love any kpop idol to much you think they are perfect and will fight anyone who calls them ugly, can spend 5 hours looking at pictures and videos of them and just not get bored
Friend: Hey so what are you doing?
You: looking through pictures of Lucas from NCT!
Friend: how long have you been doing that for?
You: maybe... 5 hours!
Friend: you kpop simp
You: looking through pictures of Lucas from NCT!
Friend: how long have you been doing that for?
You: maybe... 5 hours!
Friend: you kpop simp
by BabyBear_xuxi December 29, 2020
Get the Kpop simp mug.A true chad who believes that both genders are equal and thinks that women shouldn’t be held in a higher regard just because they’re female.
This may lead to some people thinking they’re douchebags because they don’t follow modern societal expectations for how each gender should be treated.
As a follower of ‘equal rights, equal fights’, they will be fully willing to fight anyone who they believe deserves it.
This may lead to some people thinking they’re douchebags because they don’t follow modern societal expectations for how each gender should be treated.
As a follower of ‘equal rights, equal fights’, they will be fully willing to fight anyone who they believe deserves it.
Steve: “Bro, that chick is so hot, if she sat on my face and suffocated me to death, I’d be okay with it.”
Bob: “Wtf, why are you such a simp?”
Steve: “Are you saying that you’ve never been horny before?”
Bob: “No, but that doesn’t mean I’d do anything for someone I found attractive. In fact, if she tried doing that to me, I’d have no trouble knocking her into next week!”
Steve: “Idk, dude, seems more douchebagish to me than anything.”
John: “Nah, it just means Bob is an anti-simp.”
Bob: “Wtf, why are you such a simp?”
Steve: “Are you saying that you’ve never been horny before?”
Bob: “No, but that doesn’t mean I’d do anything for someone I found attractive. In fact, if she tried doing that to me, I’d have no trouble knocking her into next week!”
Steve: “Idk, dude, seems more douchebagish to me than anything.”
John: “Nah, it just means Bob is an anti-simp.”
by Lorekeeper GGuy May 1, 2020
Get the anti-simp mug.verb: Simping for some one in a platonic sense; wanting to be someone's friend really bad, or in a simp-like manor. Usually used by people on the asexual/aromantic spectrum to express attraction to someone that isn't sexual/romantic.
Avery, watching tv: Aww, Yamaguchi is such an angel, I would love to just hang out with him!
Emery: Dude, we are both platonic simping for Yamaguchi so much!
Emery: Dude, we are both platonic simping for Yamaguchi so much!
by UshiwakaIsAsexual January 22, 2021
Get the platonic simping mug.A man who supports true meaning of gender equality and totally oppose someone using "women privileges" when it suits them and complaints about someone "not being a man" when it is inconvenient.
In a question like:-
"How dare you slap a women just because she slapped you"
An anti-simp and supporter of true gender equality may reply as:-
First of all she slapped me for a no good reason at all, and you expected me to hold back?
But,no way you can hit a women like that...
"just man up a bit for once"
And the final blow of an anti-simp should be like:-
"If she dares to hit a man for no good reason and expect nothing back, then she is goddamn wrong because i believe in gender equality and for me a women is at the same level as any man.. so,
equal rights, equal fights! b*tch
"How dare you slap a women just because she slapped you"
An anti-simp and supporter of true gender equality may reply as:-
First of all she slapped me for a no good reason at all, and you expected me to hold back?
But,no way you can hit a women like that...
"just man up a bit for once"
And the final blow of an anti-simp should be like:-
"If she dares to hit a man for no good reason and expect nothing back, then she is goddamn wrong because i believe in gender equality and for me a women is at the same level as any man.. so,
equal rights, equal fights! b*tch
by kazuma_01 August 27, 2020
Get the Anti-simp mug.boys who participate in an early morning class called seminary in which they act like simps for the girls. They will all actively deny their simp-ness while continuing to perform simplike behaviors.
Chad: woah did you see all those boys being a mega simp?
Analise: yeah those are my friends, they're seminary simps
Analise: yeah those are my friends, they're seminary simps
by yayayeeticus March 6, 2020
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Girl: “I disagree”
simp: “Actually they are kind of lazy now that you mention it””
“Wow, he’s a Schrödinger’s Simp”
Girl: “I disagree”
simp: “Actually they are kind of lazy now that you mention it””
“Wow, he’s a Schrödinger’s Simp”
by Lilli Bee March 9, 2020
Get the Schrödinger’s Simp mug.the act of an individual who simps or defends big name conglomerates and actively chooses to pay a premium expense for an overpriced or inferior product.
I don't buy Supreme or Luis, i don't like brand simping
no i don't own a Disney+ account i'm not a brand simp
no i don't own a Disney+ account i'm not a brand simp
by captain_moist April 27, 2020
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