shitter

noun - a nasty, painful, and often hilarius fall.

Also a single vehicle accident such as hitting a guardrail in a car, flipping a motorcycle, or launching yourself over the handlebars of your pedalbike.

Yeah, my wrist is still fucked up from taking a shitter on that wet grass, but damn was it funny.

You know that first scene in Deuce Bigalow where the old lady has a shitter on the bus stairs? - Pure comic genius!

My ass is covered in road rash from pulling that shitter on my ten speed.

by bluegrrl July 12, 2007

Shiteater

A British Soldier. British soldiers are treated so horribly that they can be said to eat shit daily. They are treated like scum, lower than dogs.

Did you see the way the shiteaters were drinking last night? I don't know how they can still march this morning.

by Tony666 December 13, 2012

shite

Another way of saying shit

Holy shite man!

by Christy February 12, 2003

kidney shifter

A gentleman of homosexual persuasion.

"What do you reckon to that new guy Benny?"

"Fuckin kidney shifter in't e"

by Dr. Sven May 27, 2006

Shattered

Shattered - The after effects of defecating on fabric either purposefully or by accident. Rendering them useless.

"I pulled out too fast last night, I completely shattered my grandmother's throw pillow."

by Esteban Florentes October 1, 2009

Shite

British shit.

Oh, I do say, that was a lovely shite! I'm off to make some tea.

by N. Gin August 25, 2010

shite

same as "shit"

by frothlick March 18, 2003