matchbook romance

the best band ever... it totally sucks that they broke up.

look up the song monsters by matchbook romance next time you can. it is my fave song by them.

by caitlin (mt) June 23, 2008

Greco-Roman Pullout Technique

This is the centuries old tried and tested method of a man pulling his penis out of the vagina just prior to male orgasm in order to prevent pregnancy.

This act may also involve a facial, Cream Pie, Map of Hawaii, or other known jiz patterns.

I was banging your old lady and since I didn't have a condom, I used the old Greco-Roman Pullout Technique on her and blew it in her hair.

by DanteRandall June 19, 2009

Van Rompuy

Herman van Rompuy. The prez of the European Union. A man who was charged with having the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk by Nigel Farage. Also used to describe someone with a complete lack of charisma; sometimes referred to by the British press as Rumpy-Pumpy.

'So what do you think of the new math teacher?'
"Oh man, he is such a Van Rompuy."
'W0rd.'

by Valonqar March 28, 2010

Spontaneously Romantic Relationship

With a romantic relationship, you get to know your partner a lot more intimately and it shows a sweet side too. Through the romantics, i think your partner would feel a lot more of the love and definitely more heartwarming.

With a spontaneous relationship, you keep each other active. And sure keeps things fresh. Exciting for sure.

Put them together and you have a relationship that is both full of love and full of excitement too. Keeps the relationship alive. You openly show affection towards each other no matter what anyone says and aren't afraid to express your feelings in a wild, over-the-top manner.

GIRL: "I have a spontaneously romantic relationship with my boyfriend, neither of us are afraid to express how we feel in the most dramatic way possible. It never gets boring with us."

BOY: "I'm always so spontaneously romantic with my girlfriend, she loves the crazy things i do to show i care, and vice versa."

by TimTamalicious January 4, 2011

Russian or Roman

A characteristic belonging usually to a person in a new romantic courtship. Often inquired by the parent(s) of said personages of the new relationship if he/she is Russian or Roman, seemingly an inquiry to ethnic heritage, when in reality it is a question of whether or not the party inquired of is "rushing or roaming," as in interested in sexual behavior, i.e., "rushin'" (acting swiftly and passionately) and "roamin'" (roaming passionately on said party's person with the hands.)

Daughter: "Dad, I've got a new boyfriend!"
Father: "I hope he's not Russian or Roman!"

by Dirt Sandwich January 5, 2011

Roman incident

a term usually used within competitive eating circles. refers to vomiting.

uh oh, I think he suffered a Roman incident.

by regular October 24, 2006

romoshop

to photoshop an image to make it more romo-ish

there was no need to romoshop lee hotti, he was a big enough romo as it was.

by Kevin Randleman June 10, 2008