jack roller

a guy who jacks off so much that he’s just perfected a rolling motion and is ultimately a useless pleb. mostly used as a derogatory insult to someone who gets no pussy, but also can be used to describe a crew of circle jerking jack offs.

Look at these fucking jack rollers.

Yeah, Andy is a fucking jack roller. Caught him air practicing his jack off motion in the corner at a party as if he was in the on deck circle.

by wshad3 November 13, 2022

Slab Roller

A term for a person who has drastically lowered their standards for a sexual partner to the point where they resort towards seeking out sex from people who are unspeakably ugly. Most commonly refers to men who resort to having sex with obese and unattractive women out of desperation.

Person 1: "Dude did you hear Victor slept with Big Ronda?!"
Person 2: "No way! She always reeks of B.O.! And isn't she like 400 pounds?!"
Person 1: "I know man. Victor is a total slab roller."

by Haddizzle October 6, 2022

Liam Roller

Usually a gay male with juice wrld hoodies and loud truck to compensate small penis.
- Breedable
- Gaping

"UGH that guy is being such a Liam Roller"

by hellllll3333333 October 25, 2022

Hard Roller

Typically older gentleman gathered at the Stewart’s shop eating hard rolls and talking about their ailments …

“Those hard rollers are always here talking about their kidney stones and buttering their hard rolls for hours”

by Quinnradio January 29, 2023

Roach Roller

Joey Bdez.

Joey Bdez is a roach roller.

by Kayeeks January 17, 2023

Ball rollerskates

When your getting head and shove your ball sack into a girls face and rub it up and down casually.

Guy: Yo I did the ball rollerskates on Emmas face last night
Guy 2: Nice.

by eatmypooyoufuckingdawg January 25, 2023

tootsie roller

The act of squatting over someone and shitting into a tube straight into their mouth

Barry calls Alicia his SPECIAL little tootsie roller

by Drugalot March 15, 2023