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Its funny how when I looked up the definition of Towson, so many preppy explanations came ip. I grewup in Roland Park and went to one of the prep schools there. Roland Park is for the classiest, "old money" preppies, who were naturally born with a golden lacrosse stick in thier hands. We will all drive brand new SUV's or some sort of sporty car our Daddy bought us. We will also grow up and work for Daddy (or one of his Fraternity Brothers from college). Roland Park girls grow up to be trophy wives and look beautiful and engage in PTA. Towson is where fake, "new rich" preppies roam (eww). Ruxton, well thats different, Ruxton is actually right next to (or in, depending on who you talk to) Towson, and its preppy as well. Seriously, Towson kids, take a hike. The best places to booze with other preppies would be CVP,The Turtle,down in Federal Hill or Canton. Thats where we really roam. Unfortunatly wherever real preppies wanna go they have to sort through the scum to have fun.
Real preppies DO NOT wear Abercrombie or American Eagle, thats for white trash. We wear, Polo, Lacoste, Brooks Brothers, Lilly, CK Bradley, Reef or Rainbow Sandals, Burberry, J. Crew and a few select others. Oh yeah and the colar is ALWAYS popped, no excuses. I could go one forever... Oh yeah and we do not have that hard-core Baltimore accent. Our Mommy and Daddy taught us better than that.
Plaids, ruit, lax games, and 30-racks are a way of life.
by 30-racks April 21, 2005
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roll this joint

A proposal to leave or take off in a group, usually prefaced by "let's;" combination of phrases: "let's roll" and "blow this joint;" connotes the desire to move on.

Other possible use: to earn money (i.e. make this paper)
Yo fellas, let's roll this joint. My shorty ain't havin' none a dis.

I'm flat broke, dawg. I need to roll this joint.
by Melanie Grace February 7, 2007
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Gainesville Gator Roll

the act of placing a female in a dryer or other rotating device and receiving the dome piece as she rotates around said device
"hey ya'll head down to the laundry mat, suzy is givin' tom the ol' gainesville gator roll!"
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roll the dice

A:You wanna roll the dice?
B:Absolutely, let's roll the dice!!
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Kentucky bank roll

Person 1: I have $23 in my wallet, all in 1's!
Person 2: Wow, that's quite a Kentucky bank roll you got there.
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donkey roll

hit her in the face with my donkey roll
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Dutch Roll

A circling tongue technique used by an especially proficient salad tosser. Derived from a term describing yaw-roll inertia coupling instability.
“That whore Jane will toss your salad for $50, but Mary will give you a Dutch Roll for the same price.”
by Moxie Fartknocker April 13, 2009
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