Roasted Neckless Almond

A Mexican short math teacher.

Man Richard has no neck he is such a roasted neckless almond.

by nadiealadog February 24, 2017

Roast Dictionary

A place where fellow community members go to deeply insult and potentially emotionally traumatize their beloved friends and family.

Wow she got roasted so hard roast beef got jealous, must be from Roast Dictionary (roastdictionary.com)

by RoastMahToast May 9, 2017

roast bait

Some one who is easy to roast

My brother wore sandals to church, he's roast bait !

by Litt gurl May 31, 2017

roast porker

A human carnivore who into bestiality necrophilia. Often will have sex with a slit cut in a piece of store bought meat and then eat it or Sex with road killed animals

You see the news today? They caught a roast porker in the act on highway 9 . He was viewed by over one hundred motorist and a few bus loads of children. Exhibitionist are some strange folks!

by Dick Goesinya June 2, 2017

Roasting a marshmallow

Roasting a marshmallow

Nobody likes telling Cindy how to do her job. "Why's Dan crying in his office?"
"I saw him roasting a marshmallow earlier and now he feels like a mushy pile of donkey shit."
"Cindy sucks."
"Ooo, burn."

by ScryBaby June 13, 2017

Roast

The art, science, and sport of properly correcting someone by pointing out the error or mistake on a public level. Roasting is always accompanied by harshly throwing ones flattened hand in the direction of the accused. A proper roast will be said in a matter of fact way that demonstrates that you had not had to search much to find the error

You have just been roasted for needing to look up what roast meant.

by Djhelpless August 3, 2017

roasted hands

When your giving a guy a hand job, and he screaming and moaning because of your hands technique.

"That girl gave me the best roasted hands"

by Oooo killem August 21, 2017