ONE RING

The act of informing another person of an event which you had pissed them off. This is done by calling there phone and letting it ring once and hanging up. Usually done while watching a major sporting event.

When Bob's Colts fumbled the ball, he recieved a bunch of one rings from his friends.

by Douggggggggg July 18, 2006

ring rider

a male who like to take it up the poop shoot!

that alex is a rite ring rider

by nilly August 23, 2006

smoke ring smile

A smile that is mesmerizing; one you can't look away from. A smile that's so amazing you can't help but stare.

(When someone in a crowd blows a smoke ring, people tend to stare, unable to look away until the ring fades.)

1. That girl is beautiful; I can't stop staring at that smoke ring smile.

2. "Whisperin' her love through a smoke ring smile / she doesn't know what happens when she's around." (From 'I Think I'm in Love' by Beck.)

by Charlie E November 4, 2007

New Jersey Promise ring

Someone's anus that has been cut out and is being worn as a ring.

He picked up the knife and made himself a new jersey promise ring.

by jewish assassin August 3, 2010

tongue ring

Something others have to express their artistic nature but I'll always see them as yet another fad people immerse themselves in to be part of the "in crowd" involves paying another individual a sum of money to inflict intense temporary pain. Later you purchase a shinny trinket of some sort to jam in the hole and prove to everyone else how badass you are.

A thin, round piece of gold is one type of tongue ring. This month's identity crisis must have!

by Nathaniel Gawthorne June 2, 2005

Ring hang

A term used to decribe ringing a person and then hanging up on the phone before they have time to answer. Used instead of the words "prank" and "i'll call u and hang up".

hey i'll ring hang up when i get in to let you know i'm safe

by woods27 January 10, 2008

three ring circumcision

The rite of cutting off of the foreskin of a celebrity couple's male offspring, turned into a media circus by the paparazzi.

Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott's plans for a private bris for their son Liam turned into a three ring circumcision when a swag-bellied swarm of acrobatic paparazzi tumbled into the rite of passage.

by loincloth January 12, 2008