Redneck bidet

When you are in the act and a dog come up from behind and licks your ass

The dog gave me a redneck bidet while I was going down on my girlfriend

by It's average sized August 3, 2024

Goofy Ass Redneck

A Goofy Ass Redneck is a Goofy Redneck

“That boy all up in the mud, he’s a goofy ass redneck.”

by yxng.qxander December 10, 2021

Redneck Wet Wipe

When you're on the toilet taking a mean shit and you realize you have to blow your nose, so you grab some toilet paper to do so, then wipe your asshole with the now-wet and snotty toilet paper, thereby cleaning your asshole more effectively than just regular shit tickets. The best part is, unlike regular wet wipes, you can flush it without fucking up your septic tank or local sewage system.

Wife: "Honey, do we have any wet wipes? I've got the never-ending wipe happening here."
Husband: "Just blow you nose into some toilet paper!"
W: "Huh?"
H: "You know, like a Redneck Wet Wipe!"
W: "Gross, babe."
H: "Is it really any more gross than what just came out of your asshole?"
W: "Fair point." *honk*

by Crap-tain April 20, 2025

Redneck

You are a redneck if you weigh more than your refrigerator

Redneck:I weigh more than my fridge

by Hfhrhehhehehrhrh October 15, 2021

RedNeck

Anyone named Alexander

Lilly - “you ever met Alexander”
John - “you mean the redneck”

by djdjfhfbdbdjdjcfbbffhc January 22, 2023

Redneck water balloon

A walmart bag filled with water tied off by the handles and flung.

Wanna have a water ballon fight. Na do have water ballons. Get some walmart bags and we'll have a redneck water balloon fight.

by EMJE1234 April 1, 2021

Redneck

Being redneck ain’t just wearing camo, driving a big ass truck, and listening to country music. Being a redneck is about loyalty and respect. Rednecks also don’t only listen to country, we listen to rock and rap too. And it also ain’t driving a huge ass truck. What about the rednecks who drive $1200 Hondas and New Edge Mustangs? They exist too. And ah yes camo, it also ain’t only camo. We wear Jordans, Under Armour shirts, North Face, Columbia, and basically everything else. Don’t be a fake redneck who has a gay looking jacked up haircut. Be a real redneck.

Bahaha! Look at Ryan😂 Thinks he’s a redneck just because he has that jacked up haircut and posts Snapchat stories with his shirt off.

by Yippie kay yay December 29, 2020