puppy toucher

A different way of calling someone a pedophile.
"You see that guy over there? They say he's a puppy toucher."

"A what?"

"Someone who diddles kids."
by Happy125 August 18, 2024
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Sick puppy syndrome

A Syndrome where said member of a relationship is a sick puppy.

Symptoms: Constantly following boy/girl around, talking longer than 3 hours on a phone.
Cure: A third wheel.
"James has sick puppy syndrome, he is constantly talking to that hoe"
by Don-John-Fong-Kong May 02, 2017
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Stab puppies

a phrase used to express extreme anger or disapproval of a situation.
"Dude that make me wanna stab puppies!"
by CooperCoopCoop November 06, 2008
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Puppy Fail

An unsuccessful attempt by your dog to perform a common activity such as jumping onto the couch, bed, chair, etc., as a result of misjudging the distance of the jump and effort necessary to complete it. More common among smaller dogs. A true puppy fail may appear as if Mutombo was defending the object upon which your pup was trying to land.
Dexter totally just puppy failed trying to jump onto the recliner with me.
by Caffeine fiend January 16, 2020
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Sad puppy

When you hang your best friend's dog from a ceiling fan and proceed to use it as a cum sock from further on.
Man your dog is the best! My favorite sad puppy ever.
by jiggernaut420 February 15, 2024
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puppy melon

asher jokes specifically. a lovable baby whore who enjoys wearing glasses for casual occasions and perhaps licking someone’s face (preferably of the male gender).
adjective. “you are so puppy melon today.” “you are for real acting like a puppy melon. no cap. on god.”
by puppymelonlover August 07, 2022
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puppy treats

Can I get some puppy treats
by Gez June 26, 2015
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