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Covid Hokey Pokey

The varying dances each business requires that may or may not have anything to do with the control of Covid-19. These may include but are not limited to: temperature taking, hand sanitizing, answering a series of questions about where you have been, and eating from disposable dinnerware at a sit down restaurant.
When entering a restaurant the other day I had to do the Covid Hokey Pokey. It consisted of a temperature scan on a 95 degree day and insisting everyone sanitize their hands.
by M-Appolo November 20, 2020
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or some such horse puckey

Means the same as or some shit; literally translated, it means, "or something like that".
(Guy #1): So the Mariners and the Braves are going at it in this year's World Series?
(Guy #2): Yeah, I hear that it's gonna be a pitcher's duel or or some such horse puckey.
by Telephony November 20, 2021
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big telly pokey bum wank

The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating / jerking off, to increase pleasure while watching pornography or sexually stimulating broadcast material to enhance the experience, either on television or vvia internet streaming on computer, smartphone or tablet.
He was so aroused by the two lesbians performing cullingus on each other on late-night television, he couldn't resist giving himself a big telly pokey bum wank.
by Mackem Beefy September 19, 2021
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SlimeGuyVR X Pokey

SlimeGuyVR X Pokey is valid and so cute
SlimeGuyVR X Pokey is valid UWU OWO
by SlimeGuyf6y7waesgbyeuf February 16, 2022
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High School Musical Tactical Puke Deluxe

When your friend gurgles a strong liquour in an attempt to impersonate a submarine but instead proceeds to puke into a bowl, the floor, and even the wall before reaching the bathroom.

All this while making a drinking game out of watching high school musical.
David: "Here look at this" *gargles whiskey*
Friend: "ew why would you do that?"
David: "Look I'm a submarine" *gargle gargle*
Friend: ...
David: *Projectile vomits all the way through the corridor to the bathroom*

"Last night David totally did a High School Musical Tactical Puke Deluxe"
by Mangokalsong October 15, 2022
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The Spooky Hokey Pokey

A nickname for sex. Not to be mixed up with “The Devils Tango
Charlie is doing The Spooky Hokey Pokey with Lukas”
“But Charlie isn't gay?”
“He’s experimenting
by Ieatfurries69 December 7, 2022
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Pepe la puke

Any legal who set you up and then called the police and snitches on you
Watch Out man he’s not loyal to the soil he is a pepe la puke
by DaDonDonTayTay February 12, 2026
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