National wear grey panties day

9th february is known as the national wear grey panties day! On this day, everyone has to wear grey panties, no matter the gender

sarah: are you wearing grey panties?
justin: no, why would i?

sarah: because it’s national wear grey panties day silly!

by funkypantylol February 9, 2025

wasabi panties

When you eat too much wasabi and it becomes the environment of your panties.

I had so much sushi tonight that the amount of wasabi I ate turned my panties to a spicy sushi roll environment that could only be described as wasabi panties

by Wasabi mama March 10, 2023

Pantie Stinkler

Lighting a fire cracker in your girls panties while making out

My girlfriend and I tried a pantie stinkler during 4th of July

by SonOfaGl1itch May 29, 2024

Smarty Panties

A person who avoids emotional drama in a physical altercation.

Ralphie is such a Smarty Panties. He told her 'Stopppp iiittt !!! after she bitch slapped him.

by TheSeth237 November 22, 2020

Bama Panty Pirating

When your man is wearing your dirty panties and some bitch comes and steals both your man and panties.

Stumpy's girl gonna be mad, she lost her man and undies to Bama Panty Pirating.

by anonymous April 16, 2023

Panty Batter

A ladies joyous excretions absorvbed in her knickeres.

Hey Sandra, why don't you have any knickers on
Reason is, Kevin, if I don't wear panties , they don't get crusty with dried up panty batter by the end of the night

by Scurlage March 9, 2025

Prison Panties

Men's underwear with the ass blown out.

Guy: (While folding laundry) "Looks like it's time to thrown these underwear away...."

Girl: "Wow, nice prison panties!"

by C. Morebutts June 25, 2012