A Farewell to Pants

A graphic book by Chris MacQueeney. This book mocks a farewell to Arms by Ernst Hemmingway. This book contains graphic scenes and innapropriate material not suitable for children under the age of 17. This book has been rated R for raunchy.

That A Farewell to Pants Book was soo good. I loved that front cover with that nude picture of Chris on it!

by Yowza November 5, 2004

Party Pants

A pair of comfy pants that have some give when you drink and eat to much at parties, they will also have some stretch so they will not rip if you dance the night away or fall down drunk.

its going to be a great party tonight, dont forget to wear your party pants

by red_roses2011 December 27, 2011

fuzzy pants

A male youth of common breeding with a deluded fixation of his own importance. Has a confused or weak persona.

Fuzzy pants is boasting again BRAGGING

by ledlite December 18, 2011

Easy-pants

A girl who's a backstabber and a rather bad friend who steals their best mates guys. Has hands down the pants of most guys - is an easy slut - giving her the name "easy-pants" - please use.. it's a good term

Girl 1 - "OMG what's that girl doing with her hands down my boyfriends pants"
Girl 2 - "I don't know, she's just an easy-pants"
Girl 1 - "haha too right"

by Jelly_baby January 4, 2008

case of the pants

When one wants to get into another persons pants

"What happened to you and Steve? You two were so cute!"
"He had a case of the pants. I had to dump him"

by Alumni September 25, 2005

dandy pants

A person who is associated with the fancy, or often wears really fancy clothing.

"Hey Fred"
"Oh, Hi Mitch"
"Seems as though, you are enjoying your dandy pants"
"Why yes, they are of some fancy"

by Chet Overall February 1, 2005

Tortilla Pants

A slang substitute that can stand for anything, anywhere, at any time.

Man! Look at that tortilla pants over there!
I wasn't sure what they were doing, but I think it had to do with those tortilla pants.
I wouldn't go near her unless she had some tortilla pants on!
That was a hell of a night, there were so many tortilla pants I can even remember!

by Tortilla Pants April 30, 2008