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Crank The Hog

Masturbating aggressively, often times in a corporate setting
“I mean hey man, I don’t have a real job so what else am I gonna do other than crank the hog for 2 hours in the bathroom?” - Gebge
by anonymous June 16, 2025
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Rub hog

When you’re jacking off a guy and he’s yelling like a pig because of it.
So you didn’t sleep with him?

No because I was giving him a hand job and he wouldn’t stop moaning like a rub hog

Oh that’s fucked
by Shelbin399 April 27, 2025
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Last word hog

Irritating insecure twerp addicted to having the last word of a discussion or argument - always responding to the concluding remarks of others despite having nothing new or meaningful to say. A sufferer of lastworditis aka last-word syndrome.

A pair of Last Word Hogs may continue a discussion with pointless childish bickering until senile dementia and/or fighting intervenes.
...
she: Yeah, but these spuds woz Cre-Mated.

he: At least I don't speak gibberish.

she: Don't get the last word on me.

he: Last word hog!

she: No I ain't! / he: You are too! / she: AIN'T! / he: you ARE! / ... / (fade to divorce, spuds as co-respondents)
by Owen's World August 31, 2016
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hog habits

The practice of having numerous and risky sexual encounters , disregarding the consequences.
"Hog habits die hard son" -my dad on why he doesn't live with us anymore.
by wordmaster_clarence November 21, 2017
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hog light

JAKE GRILLS YOU ARE A HOG LIGHT CUNT
by Jewish kid January 22, 2024
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Burtonsville Hog Hammer

When you're getting a blowjob and your buddy shows up with an 3 piece pork shank coated in barbeque sauce and you high five them. Then you shoot a 3 roper on her face.
Ryan showed up with a bunch of meaty Burtonsville hog hammers while I was getting a rim job.
by Dave, General Manager of Ross February 26, 2025
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Hog

chewing tabacco
"Joe just threw in a fat hog "
by dishing_sauce May 19, 2018
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