slap out

To be empty or devoid of inventory.

Are you slap out of brains, Bubba, I done told you we're slap out of moon pies?

by harry flashman July 25, 2003

Ottoman Slap

In an attempt to prove yourself, you end up utterly destroyed and humiliated.

Man... Ken got the Ottoman Slap after trying to beat Ron in basketball. He never even got a chance to shoot the ball.

by Epix187 February 13, 2018

slapping wrinklies

old people having sex

in the words of Jason Mewes....Nooge

by ___________ January 17, 2004

dong slap

The act of being hit with a coin of the vietnamese national currency.

Nguyen slapped me with his dong.

by sp0rkius March 01, 2004

dandy slap

to use one's scrotum to hit another man's scrotum. often associated with 'jousting'

"Did you hear Bill? Last night Tom drank piss, so Andy Dandy Slapped him and then spat in his eye. What a mess"

by FM104 August 23, 2007

slap through

When one chick accidentally slaps another chick's vagina while attempting to slap her butt from behind.

When two chicks are dancing and one goes to slap the other's butt from behind and accidentally swings through the legs reaching her vagina. This is called the "slap through."

first girl: OMG! I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to slap through.
second girl: It's okay. I kind of liked it. ;)

by bp funny man May 12, 2010

slapping the Pope

A Catholic euphemism for male autoerotic stimulation.

The priest spent all night slapping the Pope until his hat came off and his head exploded.

by Kristian Berry May 08, 2008