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plague monkey

Term for any person with a communicable disease/virus that willingly goes out in public, hangs with friends and spreads their sickness to the people around them.
Origins of the term come from the movie "Outbreak"
Bob knew he had the flu when he decided to go to the bar. He's such a dirty plague monkey.
by Nixodemus December 9, 2008
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Shooting Monkeys

Conspicuous masturbation, Everyone knows what you're doing in there.
"Sawyer we are right here! Stop shooting monkeys!!!"
by Rory Scott WIlson August 25, 2008
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Res Monkey

A derogatory term for Native American people. Synonyms include: Injun, indigenous peoples.
“Oh look at that res monkey, I didn’t know we were that close to native land“ -Zack
by mooseknuckles69 February 23, 2021
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Monkeys toe

When you're so desperate for a dump that you struggle to keep it in before reaching the sanctuary of a toilet. Also known as 'Touching cloth', 'pulling tongues', 'turtles head', 'getting a black eye', 'squeezing and 8 ball' etc...
'Can you hurry up in there mate, trap one has shit on the seat and i've got a monkeys toe out here?'
by chesterpest January 22, 2010
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Desk Monkey

Definition 1. A person employed to do the administrative work as determined by the job and is not responsible for controlling or changing company structure or operations.

Definition 2. A person employed in an administrative position, that is overworked, undervalued yet is essential to the business organization

Definition 3. Someone who sits in front of a computer, day in day out, working for someone else
(Colloquial) "I’m just the desk monkey!" akin to "Don't ask me, I'm just the Desk Monkey"
"Go ask that Desk Monkey over there for the annual report"
"Get the Desk Monkey to do it"
by ValChic December 22, 2020
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monkey strat

When your team is acting like a bunch of monkeys looking for a missing banana. Not using any brain, resorting to primal instinct, E.g Throwing the match like a bunch of fucking monkeys.
Bro, these fucking monkey strats are so annoying. Its like were literally at the zoo.
by Cptbetty May 8, 2018
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Monkey Tuna

A bitch made mahfuckah. They can have any one of the following traits or a combination of them. Some traits have not been discovered yet either.
A skinny white kid.

Wears a fanny pack.

Sticks his/her nose in all sorts of business that doesn't involve him/her.

Tries to be in control of other people.
Can share same character traits and flaws as a Mr. Bob Dobalina.
Lies about dumb shit.
Bites the hand that feeds him/her
Has a part time job sucking cock.
Easily intimidated by people larger than him/her
Leaves garbage everywhere.
Greedy
ALWAYS concerned solely with their agenda.
Diarrhea of the mouth.
Has an extremely distorted sense of their value and contribution(s) to society.
Gets confused when simple mathematical computations are required.
Social Climber
Interloper
Pits people against each other just for his/her own amusement.
Not very well-liked among peers.
if you actually did something to benefit someone OTHER than YOURSELF, people MIGHT not think you are such a goddamned monkey tuna.
by code313 May 26, 2014
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