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Nerd Burn

Medical condition known only to video game nerds.
Happens when a nerd is rotating their xbox 360 controller joystick so violently, they actually get a burn in the center of their hand. Similar to carpet burn, but on a much nerdier, less skanky scale.
Yeah dude. Theres a name for that. Its called a Nerd Burn.. fail.
by Knowsalottabout Nerds November 24, 2010
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stupid nerd

a person who acts nerdy but is actually really dumb
Teacher: Sorry "Bob" 49 divided by 7 is not 62
Nerd 1: L O L it's seven dork
stupid nerd: Oh my goodness, you're so hurtful
by fashizzleeps December 15, 2008
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Nerd

Nerd, like any other slang word, has many meanings. Some say a Nerd is just anyone who isn't socially skilled. Mainly though, nerds are intellectuals who place their hobbies, usually but not necessarily computers (other types of nerds include Sci-fi nerds, RPG nerds.. These can cross over with computer nerds. See geek). This does NOT mean they jack off to wired magazine, and it DEFINITELY doesn't mean they are usually gay 'out of necessity'. Nerds can be seen as generally more intelligent than 'normal' people, but this only makes up for their lack of 'social skills'. Actually, nerds do have 'lives' with high-paid jobs and communities of nerds, but aren't good at socialising with people who aren't other nerds.
Examples of nerd types:

Computer Nerd
Comic Book Nerd
RPG Nerd
Linux Nerd
Maths Nerd
Trekkie (Or a general Sci-Fi Nerd)

See Geek, practically the same meaning, different spelling and pronunciation.
by Your worst nightmare October 15, 2006
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Nerd

A person who help's you with your homework
Damn my homework is hard. I need a Nerd
by Trogdor October 15, 2006
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nerded

to knock the books out of someones hands so as their papers go all over the place.
ryan just got nerded and his papers are all over the 200 hall.
by lebeau May 19, 2006
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nerd

A nerd is what people refer to as a "social outcast", because they supposedly do not meet the needs for what "society" wants them to. (See: Jocks) Jocks are the biggest perpetrator to this, and often try to steal their lunch money. Most Jocks own ricers and (despite popular belief) hang out on the computer all the time. Jocks (See bully) are mostly responsible for school shootings.

Nerds usually spend a lot of time on a computer, most are socially awkward and cannot get a girlfriend, yet they are usually good people. Some nerds watch a horrible thing called Japanese animation SEE: anime

A nerd is persecuted by people (those in their teens) who try to be cool, and try to assert themselves in the highschool food chain, but they fail and learn that the nerd grows up to be more successful than any other person that persecuted him in highschool or college.

Nerds sometimes grow up to be very rich.
That nerd is rich - William Shakespeare

The nerd that I hath seen, is the sniggity snap, dawg - Julius Caesar
by Not Zane October 15, 2006
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Nerd Chills

The sparkling in the back of the head and spine when suppressed nerd love occurs.
I get Nerd Chills from watching Harry Potter because I'm not allowed to show my excitement for Harry.
by labgeeks July 23, 2011
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