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Open Season: scared silly (2015 horror movie) 

A movie so terrifying that I had to lock my children in my basement and lock all 7,823,034 door and window locks and hide for nearly half of a decade, This is my return note and I am hoping I never have to experience the terrifying film known as Open season: scared silly
Guy 1: Dude, did you see Open Season: scared silly (2015 horror movie)?
Guy 2: *has Vietnam flashbacks*

Guy 1: You good bro?
Guy 2: *shakes away flashbacks* *throws up**has seizure*
Spongebob Narrator: 2 weeks later
Guy 2: never speak of that again!
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Watch a cool Kung fu movie 

When two males get together on a friday night to suck each others private areas but dont want anyone to know thats what theyre going to do
Friend 1 : “Hey im gonna get together with Joe and watch a cool kung fu movie!” Other friend(s): “Oh that’s hecka cool! Can I come?” Friend 1: “Nah. Just gonna be us two! Maybe next time.”

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I can watch the fuck out of a movie 

This is code word in the homosexual underground metal community for "I can suck a mean cock".

Many people in the heavy metal underground scene use this phrase to discreetly pick up on homosexuals. The reason for the discretion is that being gay is typically frowned upon amongst the Heavy Metal community. So if you are trying to pick up a gay dude publically and don't want people to know that you are a cock craving butt lover, just tell them "I can watch the fuck out of a movie". Those that are "in the know" in the heavy metal community will quickly accept the offer and allow you to suck his cock since he will now know that you can suck a mean cock.
So I was at a straight bar and ran into a gay dude, I told him "I can watch the fuck out of a movie"....... 2hrs later, I was sucking his cock.

"Hey, how do I let a fag know that I can suck a mean cock?". "Tell them You can watch the fuck out of a movie", that is code for "I can suck a mean cock".

The Super Mario Bros. Movie

normal guy: The Super Mario Bros. Movie is mid
nintendrone: NOOOOO THE MAREO MOVIE ISN'T MIDDD!!!!!111!!!11!1 IT'S THE BIRGESST MOIVE IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!111

I was the knight in shining armour in your movie (dekupampampem)

I was the knight in shining armour in your movie (dekupampampem) a MASSIVE meme that is still MASSIVE (like the low tape fade(MASSIVE meme btw)). It's a meme on tiktok where when someone finds something rare, a gold scar PERCHANCE appears with the song All time low in the background with the lyrics: "Dekupampampem dekupampampem deku.. I was the knight in shining atmour in your movie..."
Dragan: OMG I just found a gray pump
Roko: Dekupampampem dekupampampem I was the knight in shining armour in your movie (dekupampampem)
Dragan: No way.. you just found a gold scar
Noa: LOWW TAPER FADEE! (It's still MASSIVE)

February 15th, Horror Movie Day!

Every year, February 15th is Horror Movie Day!
Celebrate this holiday by watching a scary movie!
Michael: "What day is today?"
Jason: "Today is February 15th, Horror Movie Day!"
Freddy: "Awesome! That's my favorite holiday! Which horror movie should we watch!?"