Mickey Mouse Politics

The bipartisan act of politicians collaborating behind closed doors to scheme how they’ll make money—whether through insider trading, corruption, or fear-mongering. Much like how animators have been sitting on Mickey Mouse parodies, waiting for Disney’s copyright to expire, politicians wait for key policies to “expire” so they can manipulate the public and cash in.

A Republican and a Democrat share a toast at a Michelin Star restaurant. “Looks like Roe v. Wade’s expiration is coming up,” one chuckles. “Time to milk the outrage cycle for another term,” the other replies, as they launch into some Mickey Mouse Politics.

by ArrBaby February 21, 2025

shower mouse

The revolting mass of hair that lingers under the shower plug, rife with rotting conditioner. The small visible hairs at the top of the plug being merely the tip of the hideous foul smelling iceberg.

I tackled the shower mouse today. Dealing with that shit makes me want to shave my head...

by NWAS January 20, 2017

You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

A saying used when you’re trying to disguise one thing as another, and it’s blatantly incomparable.

Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

by Beigepuppy01 June 14, 2025

Mouse

An adorable animal that wants to be friends with you! They may seem disguisting at first but once you get to know one it will be your best friend! There are endless activities to do with one! There are many thing you can do to dress it up too!

boy: Is that a mouse? girl: yeah! The most amazing, cute, and sweet rodents!

by Dumple Science fig January 12, 2022

Mouse Brain

Warrior Cats version of an idiot or a stupid person.

Fireheart: Sandstorm, can you send 2 apprentices to hunt?
Sandstorm: alone?
Fireheart: sure.
Sandstorm: MOUSE BRAINED FOOL, BLUESTAR DOESNT ALOW APPRENTICES OUT WITHOUT A WARRIOR.
Fireheart: *questions his whole life*

by Warrior cat April 30, 2023

Mouse clouds

failure to release a large amount of smoke after taking a hit of weed.

Breshaun and Pat think they blow big smoke but actually they blow tiny little mouse clouds

by big big smoke May 23, 2018

mouse

1. A THING THAT HAS A USB TO CONTROL YOURS OR OTHERS MOUSES ON THE SCREEN
2. a cute little harmless thing THAT CARRIES DESSISSES

Mouses are VERY cute.

by THE GRIM REAPER! November 23, 2022