Not my circus not my monkey’s

A phrase that is used NONE racial but to let someone know you have nothing to do with the situation and it’s not their business

Why is the night crew not getting their stock up on the shelves before their shift ends?

Not my circus not my monkey’s

by ashane October 7, 2019

Monkey Toes

Toes on some peoples feet that are extremely long and narrow, sometimes with large bulky knuckles. Much like that of monkeys, who can actually use their feet like hands to pick things up.

Check out my boyfriends monkey toes. He can spell his name with his feet.

by freegroove May 10, 2009

mockets

Pockets in pants or any type of clothing that are just for looks. May also be pockets that have been sewn shut. Many blazers and sport coats sold in stores have the pockets sewn shut to deter theives. Womens pants often have what looks to be pockets but are actually just stitching representing a pocket, however upon further inspection an actual pocket is not there.

Jenn "Hey sweety can you hold on to my keys for me??"
Scott "Why dont you put them in your pocket?""
Jenn "These arent pockets, they are sewn shut."
Scott "I hate you damn mockets!!!"

by froogle_jimmy May 19, 2007

monkey fucking a football

A helluva lot of action with very little or no result

Applying for fall classes, I had to register with the burser, the advisor, check my prereq.s, and then stand in line, and then I found the class I wanted was closed out. "Man scheduling for classes this morning was like a monkey fucking a football"

by Gbbrd October 1, 2006

pink monkey

a white person with pink undertone skin that gets sunburned easily and looks like the red ass of a monkey

stop dicking around in the trailer park, you pink monkey

by Pink Pig Skinned Honky March 21, 2010

Monkey Truth

The kind of truth that comes out after one take's his/her mask off.

It took hours of discussions for the monkey truth to come out. Perhaps the wine allowed the mask to come off to understand her true feelings about her destiny.

by djk_wff March 29, 2009

Monkey Crusher

Meth pipe used to smoke crystal methamphetamine or meth

Don't forget to pickup a Monkey Crusher at the BP gas station.

by 8250 February 11, 2010