The milk's in the microwave

When you started a commitment but now aren't sure.

You put the milk in the microwave, but now you're not sure you want it.

Becky: I don't know if I actually want to go to brunch with the girls.
Sarah: Well, the milk's in the microwave.

by psuedynom November 9, 2021

Milk Planet

The wrapper who made “lucid dreams” and fucking died.

“Milk planets dead”

by Daddydingledick December 9, 2019

Milk Mustache

When dogs reach the certain old age and start having white hair on their face.

Your dog is very cute! i can see he has some milk mustache

by Foxicc_the420 March 26, 2020

Milk Throat

When you are in the middle of talking and your voice changes suddenly from mucus, and it sounds like when you start talking after drinking Milk.

I was giving a lecture on diabetes when I got Milk Throat really bad.

by Whatever_Who_Cares July 16, 2018

milk water

Pussy juice

It’s that milk water

by WaveyGravey April 12, 2019

Milk Mouth

When you absolutely slam a glass of milk and you get that sightly uncomfortable aftertaste in your mouth for a good minute.

"Bro do you have any gum? I'm suffering from milk mouth right now."

by ToXiC-S May 3, 2022

Spilt Milk

(n) - ejaculate (typically the product of oral sex) that has cascaded down the chin & neck, and onto the upper chest.

We were having oral sex and he pulled out of my mouth as he orgasmed. Spilt milk all over me -- I should have been wearing a bib!

by DecoyNoodles84 October 11, 2021