Soccer mom who is always swilling white wine at Bridge Club, Garden Club, Book Club, Junior League and the like. Her children are merely accessories to her social life. but a MILF.
by Dreach September 22, 2022
Get the chardonnay Milfmug. A milf whose entire persona just screams "comfort". Usually enjoys wearing sweaters, reading, and drinking coffee or tea. She is almost always fatigued, wearing her hair in a messy bun. Despite being active, she is slightly overweight; however, this means her breasts and caboose are quite large.
by arrgitsasnake February 18, 2023
Get the comfy milfmug. abbreviation for « My Iguana Licks Feathers » which is another way to say « Macron E-X-P-L-O-S-I-O-N » in reference to the French president and his biggest fan.
by carte.de.guidage May 11, 2023
Get the MILFmug. by Salted_crabs January 9, 2022
Get the MILFmug. by A Gamer of Sorts May 20, 2022
Get the MILFmug. 
After spending the night with a single mom, especially if shes freaky, following the sinful acts, you retire to the kitchen and eat her kids fruit snacks.
Dude 1: Hey man where did you get those fruit snacks, I thought you were that girls house?
Dude 2: I was but I got the Milf Munchies.
Dude 2: I was but I got the Milf Munchies.
by Jackolous Bakray August 21, 2021
Get the Milf Munchiesmug.