Megans are stuck up whores who enjoy nothing more than fucking or trying to fuck other girls boyfriends, despite more often than not having a boyfriend of their own.

Megans are usually recognised by their ridiculously superior attitude and abnormally large chins.

They take much pleasure in being the skanks of the earth and believe they are gods gift to not only men but the world.

Megans are ugly bitches and if u ever come across one you should smack that bitch up before the tramp tries to screw you over by screwing you boyfriend.

Girl 1: Hey did you hear about Megan?

Girl 2: Yeah she tried to fuck Rachels boyfriend .... while she was still with her boyfriend

Boy 1: Yeah she fucked me instead that ho gave me crabs

Megan by I-dont-need-this345 October 18, 2010

Mechanical Pencil

The act of hitting a man in the behind numerous times, while attempting to get him to ejaculate.

"Yeah, Jim has some sort of erectile dis-function. His wife has to give him the Mechanical Pencil to make him cum.

Mechanical Pencil by Andrew676Runner December 9, 2012

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