ANUS MASTURBATE

It is a BOWEL MOVEMENT from start to finish and it has a PURE PURPOSE at a certain point.
Well, when you realize that this is the most PURE ACT in the world which is proven by the ultimate ASSHOLE LEADER your ANUS MASTURBATE and that is why it feels so good most of the TIME when SHIT passes from your ANUS into the ASSHOLE to the outside world.
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masturbation

finely just had masturbation session
by finster May 16, 2022
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must masturbate may

something that does not exist like your dad
Joe "When is must masturbate may?"
Jeff "When your dad comes back."
Joe cries
by IDK BUT YOUR MUM IS GAY November 21, 2022
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Masturbation

The more you masturbate the smaller your dick gets
Did you know you get a smaller dick by masturbation
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no masturbate march

a month where only women are allowed to masturbate and men are not allowed to, like no nut november.
john: hey im going to go masturbate
amelia: no you cant its no masturbate march hahah
by depressed banana February 28, 2025
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masturbating

Robert loved masturbating. Every day after school, he would go in his room, lock the door, and go on Jerkmate. He would pull down his pants and underpants and click on the perfect stream. When he saw the girl rub the dildo on her massive tits, he started masturbating his dick. Then when she got to shoving the dildo up her asshole, Robert would start masturbating even faster. At this point, his dick was covered in precum. Now, the girl was shoving the dildo up her pussy. Robert was masturbating even harder, his hands getting tired, but he still perservered. He felt the cum getting to the head. Finally, Robert let a big moan as he cummed all over under the desk. Robert felt like he could jizz one more time, so he continued beating his meat as he clicked on another live stream. Robert, being the gooner that he is, ejactulated again, this time not white, but a pinkish-red color. He was horrified. He then died after peeing all of his blood out.
by MyCockIsBigAndBlack October 5, 2025
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masturbation

the act of pleasuring yourself to a pic of hot boobs, ass, or porn,
oh man my favorite thing to do naked is masturbation
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