Magic Mushies

A term for magic mushrooms commonly used up north

Ay la, pass me them Magic Mushies

by Pussydoma July 26, 2016

Magic Headphones

When you've had so much to drink that even the song you hate is "oh man I love this song". Also know as beer muffs.

They played some shit music last night man, but got pissed up n the magic headphones made it alright

by Bambii2K October 20, 2009

Magic Corndog

Shoving your erect cock into a Snickers and dunking it into a deep fryer. Traditionally served with a caramel drizzle.

"I went to the county fair and I got a Magic Corndog"

by StinkyBoiPussy April 22, 2022

Tragic Magic

Crack dipped in angel dust (PCP), also a song by the band Falling In Reverse

"What's your favorite song Ronnie? Oh definitely Tragic Magic."

by I_am_actual_garbage May 08, 2019

Magic cards

Men's contraceptive pill.

Guy: "Hey man, wanna come to the club and pick up some bitches?" Other guy: "naaa, I'm gonna hang out with my bro and play magic tonight."

Girl: "oh that guy is kinda cute, do you think he has a girlfriend?" Other girl: "I don't think he does, I saw him playing with magic cards the other day."

"Yo man, have you got a condom?" "No, but I've got a hard deck of magic cards."

by Bevroren eend October 28, 2021

Magic Wonka

The fucking man: name derived from Magic Johnson and Will Wonka. Name originally created by T.O.

Yo Magic Wonka, do we have fuckin chinese homework tonight

by magicwonka June 01, 2009

Christmas Magic

When you take a shit in someone’s stocking before they wake up on Christmas morning.

My brother’s been a real jerk, so I’m giving him some Christmas Magic this year.

by tridaddy November 20, 2020