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Lauren is a friend that will be with you till you die, she’s the one that has been there from the very beginning. Lauren is a fucking daddy, but also a responsible dad. She’ll be there when you need a shoulder, or if you need a good laugh she makes great dick jokes. Lauren gives great snuggles and will attack you with compliments if you say otherwise. Lauren is the best person you could ever have in your life.
Alice: Hey Lauren...Alex said some mean shit to me....

Lauren: ah don’t worry, he probably has a small dick
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The most prettiest girl on the planet. Drop dead gorgeous. Had an amazing laugh sometimes when she laughs it’s funnier then the joke itself, Lauren is a person that uses the word gay a lot and likes random ass t shirts. She also steals her boy friends juul. She is sweet and loves animals. Laurens are really smart they can be dumb asses as well.
Wow.. Lauren is a two knuckler.
Lauren by LKB February 12, 2019
Being good at many things but also a complete retard at others, she is probably beautiful but can't do a wheelie to save her life. Usually found drunk under a Kubota
idk ill just put Lauren here so i can do this
Lauren by chicken tendur May 24, 2019
she's currently sitting next to me!! she's a god at volleyball
Friend: Lauren your good at every sport
Lauren: I KNOW
Lauren by hi im bob the builder August 27, 2019
She is a decent looking girl who is pretty thicc, but she is a hoe. If you aren’t careful she will cheat on you if you don’t please her enough.
Guy 1: Dude I’m dating a Lauren!
Guy 2: You better watch your back with that cheating ass hoe.
Guy 1: What do you mean?
Guy 2: If you don’t give her dick every night she gonna leave you.
Lauren by Big Dick Keyonte September 7, 2019
The hottest guy in the universe.
OMG Laurens is so hot.
Laurens by NotLaurens October 7, 2019

Lauren Cross 

The day when the shittiest rats are born.
Oh it’s Lauren Cross, NOBODY LIKES THAT RAT.
Lauren Cross by jackT1727388271651 November 12, 2019