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Kellis

A group of sexy rugby girls who lose every match but have a good laugh. They are lead by the “original Kelli” and obey her every word. Every individual Kelli loves every other kelli
The kellis made it to an all Ireland final but mags Coombes didn’t give a shit
by Pearl777777777777 April 29, 2019
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Kelly

An angel, plain and simple. She makes all my worries vanish. She is the one who has my heart and who has my soul. She is my best friend and my other half. She came into my life just when I needed her, and she has done so much for me. I've talked with her until three in the morning, have laughed with her, have cried with her. I can be myself around her, and she accepts me for who I am. She boosts my confidence and makes me feel amazing inside. My heart warms up whenever she crosses my mind, and when I'm with her I'm in heaven. She is the best soulmate I could have asked for, and I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with her. And, of course, she is my lovebug.
Kelly is the best person I could have asked for to be with me forever and ever. I love you, lovebug.
by sjd103102 November 22, 2021
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R. Kelly free throw

To urinate on someone whilst having an upwards pointed erection
I totally gave Donovan an R. Kelly free throw!
by Seerf December 7, 2024
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Kelly

Kelly is the second name of many inbreds. If you know one, you might also notice that they're ugly as fuck. I tend to stray from Kelly's but sometimes being beside them makes me feel more confident and handsome.
by Dubistsupaaaa March 15, 2022
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Kelly

The fragile, white male equivalent of a ‘Karen’.
You are speaking to the manager, Kelly! Because I’m the manager, you Caucasian crybaby!
by UrbanDick2020 September 18, 2020
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Kellie

Kellie is a very beautiful angel. She will never hurt you, and if you treat right and with respect, you will have yourself the best friend/girlfriend on this planet.
The girl I always dream about is a Kellie.
by Jiozx February 25, 2019
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The dirty Kelly jackpot

The act of inserting a roll of quarters in a woman’s ass, pulling her arm down like a slot machine then watch her shit out 40 quarters.
Hey Seb! I gave our secretary “The dirty Kelly jackpot” last night and it was great! The sound of the change coming out made me feel like I won at the casino!
by Goose1769 March 28, 2025
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