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A Kevin is a one-of-a-kind individual. Funny and relaxed, they can bring a sense of calm to an infuriating session. They often enjoy long workout sessions where they watch the other person do all of the work and even take great pleasure in the physical torture of the person doing the workout. Kevins understand that this fact is rarely missed by the person doing the working out, and Kevins tolerate items being thrown at them in protest, they are very giving like that.

Kevins are witty and fun, often providing the best banter and comebacks, can keep you laughing forever!! Kevins also enjoy it when people are stuck in the classroom and unable to leave with long drives home: Kevins can provide plenty of jokes and heat to any situation.

Kevins are PROS when it comes to handling stubborn, willful people! Rarely surprised and unmoved by any display of obstinance (probably because he enjoys tormenting so much), you can trust your stubbornness to a Kevin, guaranteed!

Despite a head-turning ability, Kevins always remain humble. Always imitated, never duplicated...never miss an opportunity to get to know a Kevin.
Kevin by what is a ? May 25, 2022
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Also known as Longbeard Kevin. Is known to dip his long girl like hair into the grease vats at his place of employment. “Anal Town.” He’s know to spend much of the day at Singing Salmon. He also does free lance jiggalo work for a side hustle. Many people who see him mistake him for a pirate. Which in fact he is. Ex lovers of kevin’s often tell tales of his devil dick. His soul is 147 years old. And most notably he has a Great Uncle who was in the olympics. But to clarify he would NEVER under any circumstance date a girl who is in the olympics.
Random person: look over there its a fucking pirate!!
Me: thats kevin

Shep: hey i have this girl that i think you would like should i give her you’re number
Kevin: is she in the olympics?

Al: this fat old lady at the bar is lookin for someone to fuck
Me: ill call kevin.
Kevin by WaltWalterson May 25, 2022
An Egotistical Fucking Asshole.
haven’t you meet Kevin

yeah… why
he’s an egotistical fucking ass hole right
Kevin by Curly fry$ May 30, 2022
A guy with the most largest penis(1000inc)
Kevin has a large penis
Kevin by Kevin's fans June 3, 2022
kevin is literally an angel, so perfect, yet so gentle, i love him, i really do, his last name, i would love to have it someday, maybe even mix my last name and his together.
me: kevin is the love of my life
kevin by lianakg33 June 6, 2022
A bitch who has had like 20 girlfriends in the past year and has cheated on every single on of them.he also likes to say the n word even though he knows he’s not black.another thing he likes to do is lie about his race and change it basically every day.he will also threaten to beat you up if you talk shit abt him(he won’t go near you though)and he’s overall an annoying ass racist-Saige<3
Person 1:oh no what happened to Kevin’s gf
Person 2:didn’t you hear… he cheated on her:(
Person 1:ugh again!hes such a bitch sometimes
Kevin:DONT TALK SHIT ABT ME YOU FUCKING F-
Kevin by Lovely.Sage June 8, 2022
Something gay, used in a sentence or as a gay thing.
1: Bro I sucked off some random homeless person for 20 bucks.
2: That's something Kevin would do

1: $50 is $50, just saying
2: Stop being a Kevin
Kevin by Cuntacuss June 11, 2022