jump kicking dance

A furious yet graceful dance which involves kicking the hell out of someone. Usually performed on said person's face.

If this fucker puts me on hold I'm going to do my jump kicking dance all over his face.

by Don Commodore Mc Awesome October 31, 2004

Jacksonville Jumping Jack

While at a concert, on the second tier a man jumps off the ledge performing a perfect front flip, while performing the flip he shits and cums all over the crowd.

hey did you see john last night? he pulled off a jacksonville jumping jack.

by chestersmokington October 24, 2010

Trying to Jump to The Moon

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Trying to do something that seems to be impossible

Friend 1 is trying to make an invention without any knowledge about anything related to it.
Friend 2: Hey, stop trying to jump to the moon!

by Nocaerc January 16, 2020

squirrel jumping on a trampoline

When you stretch your scrotum and bounce your penis up and down like a squirrel jumping on a trampoline.

Jerry, I don't want to see your squirrel jumping on a trampoline.

by nrcraddo October 12, 2017

Coin Dresser Jump

When a women and man are have sex and flip a coin and the winner gets to go first with three attempts to jump from a dresser to the floor and try to stick the landing with entering there parter on the floor and they keep taking attempts until successful.

To show who is better in the bedroom preform the coin dresser jump to show off your skills.

by lcarpetrondukemarriott September 2, 2022

Jump off king

TWERKGUARD IS THE JUMP OFF KING HE HAS BEEN ORDAINED BY UNCLE LUKE, TOO SHORT , AND LIL BOOSIE!! WHEN HE PULLS THE WHISTLE OUT ALL THE HOES COME TO ATTENTION AND PREPARE TO JUMP OFF FOR THE NEW KING HE EARN THE TITLE RIGHTFULLY!!

GIRL THEY BOOKED THE JUMP OFF KING THAT MEAN ITS ABOUT BE A X RATED PARTY!!

by TWERKGUARD January 26, 2022

japanese jumping jacks

When a woman does jumping jacks topless.

I would love to see her do some Japanese Jumping Jacks.

by Jayspicious December 2, 2022