Crazy Irish Wankers

Crazy Irish people who get pissed off when people forget about St.Pattie's Day. And when that wonderful day comes, they dress in all green, shouting "Happy bleeping St.Patrick's Day you stoopid mofo gits" at people who give them strange looks. They also like to get piss drunk on Ginger Ale.
Super L: That stoopid mofo is givin us dirty looks! I dont think h knows or cares that its damn well St.Pattie's Day!!!
Super S: Hey you stoopid mofo git!!!Happy bleeping St. Pattie's Day!!!
Super L: That'll show him!
Super S: Yeayuh!
by Super L March 19, 2005
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Irish suitcase

The term used to describe a case of beer when being carried by an individual. Plural form- irish luggage.
Franchise rolled in to the party with his Irish suitcase and immediately began kicking them back.
by theman09 March 26, 2008
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Irish Snowstorm

Meteorologists are reporting 4"-6" of snowfall overnight. Sounds like an Irish Snowstorm
by ReedGomperts January 17, 2012
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Irish car bomb

A drink consisting of a shot glass full of 1 1/2 oz. of Hennesy Irish whiskey and 1/2 oz Bailey's Irish creme. Drop the shot glass into a 1/2 pint of Ginnuss sp? and down it quick.
Man, I had about 5 Irsh Car Bombs last night...I was fucked up.
by Pork King April 30, 2003
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Irish Monkey

When an individual drinks a Mickeys 40 or 32 oz (they aren't going to make the 40's anymore :-( ....) down to the bend in the glass and then proceeds to fill it up with orange juice. In the tradition of what many call a brass monkey (or a dirty brass monkey in my opinion) as mentioned in that wonderful Beastie Boys song.
Mmmm its 95 degress outside today, I could really go for a delicious Irish monkey. I haven't had any vitamin C today.
by Atraylen June 07, 2011
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Irish Thanksgiving

Boston Market and a 12 pack of Guinness for Thanksgiving.
Im tired of hanging out with the in-laws and/or friends for Thanksgiving. I think I'll have an Irish Thanksgiving this year.
by Dr. Raoul Duke November 18, 2008
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Irish Lobtail Faux

Whilst a father, son, and gangbang, the son creams in the daughter and the father takes his dick out of the daugthers ass/mouth/vag, and slurps on his son's cum out of his daugther's dripping pussy.
Hey Zach, you know what a Irish Lobtail Faux is?
Is it to do with being drunk?
No, that's racist. Think you, actually don't, i's too deprived...., you know what, fuck it.... think you, fucking your sister with your dad. And you finish inside her and your dad sucks it up.
The fucks wrong with you?
It's a real thing. Look on Urban dictionary.
by Dongerz February 26, 2021
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