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I AM

The “I AM” is that which exists without conception of all else.
“‘I tell you the truth,’ Jesus answered, ‘before Abraham was born, I am”
by Harvard Professors Are Dumb August 10, 2023
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I am all emoticons.

How you express feeling happy and sad and/or nostalgic at the same time.
(while listening to 80's music and reminiscing):
I am all emoticons...
by AnkhDream August 21, 2023
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I am the original starwalker

A line that the deltarune fandom love for some weird reason.
but he is the original starwalker so i can see why people love it.
by A dude that is a Dude August 26, 2023
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(I) am (H)ere (F)or (Y)ou

I'm here for you, don't worry about anything. (I) am (H)ere (F)or (Y)ou.
by Piratacs May 12, 2023
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I am not the sum total of my search queries

A linear algebra reference to the Excel SUMPRODUCT() function, known coloquially as SUMTOTAL, and that Google search queries or Facebook Marketplace clickstream data from 10 years ago is being used to make judgements about you today.

May also be applied to text message content, telephone call verbatims, click stream data, IEMI GPS location data data from cell-towers, and lists of contacts in cloud storage.
Engineer from some latest tech startup having bevvies at The End-Up in SF leans over to an obviously NSA guy: Hey bro, you like my new t-shirt? NSA dude sees in big print "I am not the sum total of my search queries" then runs.
by CompSciFutures May 25, 2023
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I am going to get some milk.

Something your dad says meaning, "I am leaving forever."
Me:"Where are you going dad."

Dad:"I am going to get some milk."
by Defintoin_Nerd June 1, 2023
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I am unable to cant'nt

a weird definition of a overcomplicated way to say i wont do it
Man1: HEY STOP MOVING THE LAWN AT 7 AM
Man2: I am unable to cant'nt
by TheBaseliner June 19, 2023
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