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When your hamstrings are so sore from working out, they become stiff like a board.
"Kyle: Bro let's go for a run"
"Matt: Not gonna happen. I have hamboards from the gym yesterday"
"Kyle: Take more N.O. and call me when you can train like a man"
Hamboard by paumeron September 23, 2011
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Hobo Llama 

THis one guy that I know is a hobo llama. This is for him.
Hobo Llama by toxic rave panda October 12, 2011

Hobo Glovin'

The act of wearing cloth fingerless gloves in public
"Ollie, I see you're Hobo Glovin' it today"

"Yeah, I figured I'd wear them today"
Hobo Glovin' by Shadow the Hellspawn November 23, 2011

Hobo Filter 

A specialized filter that cleans digital conversations to be heard clearly and in a concise language.
"Hey did you even hear a word the boss just said?"

"No, I can't hear anything lately."

"Dude, you need to get your hobo filter cleaned!"
Hobo Filter by Vash8504 December 15, 2011

Hobodiculous

Anything that is so ridiculous, it makes you want to quit your job in preference to the simple, efficient lifestyle of a hobo. Coined by the twitter feed #IWishIWasAHobo.
From the Twitter Feed:

My boss is #Hobodiculous. He constantly reminds me that intelligence and creativity are rarely a prerequisite for promotion.
Hobodiculous by Marcus Arelious August 29, 2012

Hobo Blowjob 

1) The worst of two bad choices, though only slightly. 2) An alternative that is worse than the current, distasteful situation.
Bob: "I just got ugly Bertha to agree to go on a date."
Dave: "Great! That's better than a hobo blowjob."
Bob: "I guess so..."

"You can either stay here and watch this chick flick with me or go get a hobo blowjob."
Hobo Blowjob by happyjacks December 17, 2012