Hedging

Hedging is where you can't make a decision, so you give a chud-like "so-so" response.

1: What do you want to eat?
2: I don't know, I'm thinking McDonald's or Chick-Fil-A
1: Stop hedging you absolute dud.

by NotAChudMuffin January 22, 2026

gutted hedgehog

Euphemism for vagina during the menstration cycle

Her bloody slit reminded me somewhat of a gutted hedgehog

by Mel111111 April 17, 2007

the hedge warbler.

an interesting sensation that you get when your at the zoo and there is an escaped animal in the toilet but you dont want to get bitten even though your nursting for a wee!

trust me man i want to, its just... i can't face the hedge warbler...

by i'm not June 3, 2007

justin hedrick

That mufuckin nigga. All he does is blaze. Big ass dick nigga.

"How do I become cool?"
"Justin Hedrick."

by fuccboi January 15, 2014

burst hedgehog

An unattractive, messy vagina

"She had beautiful eyes but unfortunately a Fanny like a burst hedgehog"

by Burpytoes September 21, 2016

Trimming hedges

Sticking your finger in a girls ass while rubbing her shaved area

Do you like trimming hedges? Fuck ya

by Delicious637382 August 7, 2016

Trimming hedges

Sticking your finger in a girls ass while rubbing her shaved area

Do you like trimming hedges? Fuck ya

by Delicious637382 August 7, 2016