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Hair bulge

An enormous tuft of pubic hair that gives the false impression of a big tool/package.
Meg, curious like all the other girls about how big Ed's penis actually was in proportion to his famous giant bulge, was horrified to find it was a hair bulge.
by Connor shanebone May 18, 2013
mugGet the Hair bulgemug.

Hair Dryer

The act of queefing in a persons face as they go down on a girl.
I was going down on my girlfriend and she gave me a Hair Dryer.
by Kirch35 August 10, 2017
mugGet the Hair Dryermug.

Snatch-Hair

A small undefined measurement usually less than one inch.

The term literally means "womens pubic hair" and is derived from the urban meaning if the word "Snatch".
The Term is commonly used in construction and mechanics.

1 "Dude, you cut that board a snatch-hair too short."

2 "If you can raise the engine just a snatch-hair I can get the bolt started."
by Kuerno May 21, 2008
mugGet the Snatch-Hairmug.

Snatch Hair

A unit of measure. Usually used in reference to small gaps or thickness. Black is usually the thickest and blonde the thinnest. Other colors are used in the middle.
Question: How much should I tighten that bolt ? Response: just a snatch hair.

I just missed cutting off my finger by a snatch hair !
by kneejerk December 27, 2013
mugGet the Snatch Hairmug.

pubic hairs

hairs that would of been growing on your head but they are gay so tend to be around the penis

hairs that come when people go through puberty and like the smell of nice, fresh piss in the morning
(big boys and girls own them!) pubic hairs
by falmdyd October 17, 2009
mugGet the pubic hairsmug.

Pink Hair

The ability to turn grown men into pedophiles by singing, dancing, doing the splits and baking cakes. The power of Pink Hair was pioneered by a fourteen year old girl named Stephanie on a NickJR show called Lazytown.
Designed for youngsters the misguided members of YTMND and 4chan adopted Stephanie as their own and provided countless images and music sites to lure mature users. Stephanie is said to have loli and its all down to the mysterium of her pink hair and attire.
"Bing Bang briggadingadong; funny words I say when I am dancing."
"Up, up, do the jump, move your feet and clap your hands together."
"Its a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake."
"You gotta do the cooking by the book."
and in irc discussions brief reminders of Stephanie are:
"Pink hair tho"
and
"wouldn't be able to walk properly for a week"
by Johnline December 13, 2008
mugGet the Pink Hairmug.

happy hair

by pooman February 12, 2004
mugGet the happy hairmug.

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