Something that’s supposed to be used to translate text between languages but then screws everything up.
Person one: what’s google translate?
Person two: something that screws everything up?
Person one: so it’s like me?
Person two: something that screws everything up?
Person one: so it’s like me?
by bored person on urban dictiona September 27, 2020
Where everything gets screwed up and things like "I want to steal you heart" gets translated to "I want to rip out your heart"
by L0af-0f-Bread December 02, 2019
"According to Google" (A2G in txt speech) is what you say when you have used Google to look up the answer to a question someone asks you, or a statement they made that you believe to be false.
1: What is the weather in Cincinnati today?
49 degrees and overcast, According to Google
2: Kristina: 5 km is 3.2 miles
Mike: Actually 5 km is 3.10685596 miles A2G.
49 degrees and overcast, According to Google
2: Kristina: 5 km is 3.2 miles
Mike: Actually 5 km is 3.10685596 miles A2G.
by valleymd April 22, 2012
These ballsy ass motherfuckers at google headquarters said my sonic ROM was a dangerous download, now i cant even play sonic with my dick in my hand i need naked rouge mod so bad. these mfs be trippin, bezos need to get his shit together fr, and elon musk a whole ass rat bruh onm.
by my dick hurts a lot January 15, 2023
Also known as GB, google boobs are mild pornographic images acquired by turning safe-search off and typing in a simple word into google images such as "tits" or "boobs" or "lesbians". Often used by late elementary or middle schoolers.
Mother: Jimmy, what are you doing?
Jimmy: Uhh... um... homework?
Mother: Oh my god, are you looking at google boobs again?
Jimmy: I was just curious!
Jimmy: Uhh... um... homework?
Mother: Oh my god, are you looking at google boobs again?
Jimmy: I was just curious!
by bHall96 June 02, 2009
OMG, NO!! She's just another GOOGLE GIRL, I found her image, under emo hair. She's a fake scene girl!
by Mark ;o August 21, 2008
One of the pernicious consequences of the internet is that people are free to make sweeping statements to large audiences without actually substantiating their claims, notions, or repetitions of urban myths. Such poor construction of a position usually results from a combination of ideology, prejudice, and ignorance.
The first two are difficult to address, but ignorance can be remedied by some basic self-education, and specifically, by research. To this end, the most popular internet mechanism is to use the well-known search engine, Google. The term "Google goggles" is an alliterative/consonant reference to the process of improving the clarity of one's understanding by the simple trick of typing some key words into a search engine - and learning!
The first two are difficult to address, but ignorance can be remedied by some basic self-education, and specifically, by research. To this end, the most popular internet mechanism is to use the well-known search engine, Google. The term "Google goggles" is an alliterative/consonant reference to the process of improving the clarity of one's understanding by the simple trick of typing some key words into a search engine - and learning!
Jonathan was completely clueless about how much oil was left underground around the planet. Had he put on his Google goggles, he might have understood that contrary to his claims otherwise, the concept of Peak Oil was in fact very accurate, and completely supported by the best data and analyses available.
by Autumn Mandrake December 23, 2011