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Glizzy Gobbler

Gabes the Glizzy Gobbler

Gabe will Gobble your Glizzy
by Hatersgonnahateboyyyy March 5, 2021
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glizzy gobbler

a glizzy = a willie
gobbler = eating
should be enoiugh of an explantation
unless you are a dumb whore
that whore is such a glizzy gobbler
by shclong destroyer March 6, 2021
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Swastika Gobbler

(noun) A person (usually a man) who flirts with far right and proto-fascist political viewpoints in an indecent manner, reminiscent of someone performing fellatio.

From "cock gobbler".

Can also be used to refer to a far-right and fascist adjacent homophobic man that is in fact, secretly homosexual and engaging in performative political extremism as a manifestation of internalised homophobia and self loathing.
My younger brother has been spending too much time on crazy 8chan forums. I'm scared he might become a Swastika Gobbler.

"Hey, did you hear about that far right politician caught at that massive gay orgy?"

"Must be a Swastika Gobbler"
by ihateillionoisnazis February 1, 2021
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glizzy gobbler

(n) used to or referring to a person, male or female who gobbles, gnaws on, or eats a sausage or weenie
Wow man that girl is a real glizzy gobbler. She ate that inhaled that weenie in a second.
by Actor202 June 7, 2021
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caulk gobbler

Hey didn’t you hear? Andrews mom is a caulk gobbler and she’s the best
by Women connoisseur July 6, 2021
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Shock Gobble

A thing turkeys do when they suddenly hear the call of another turkey
Guy: *turkey noises*
Turkey: *shock gobble*
by Bruhnham July 23, 2021
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Cock gobbler

Someone who loves to suck a lot of penis.
by Tonyosis July 27, 2021
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