Glass Menagerie

A glass trinket; Also the act of going into a hospital, putting The Nutcracker on over the loudspeaker, finding a woman in a coma, and fucking her.

No possible examples of this: Glass Menagerie

by YJ007 December 10, 2010

Glass Sharts

Whats in your crap when you take a painful shit.

'Are there glass sharts in my anus'- Dane Cook

by (:Desty July 11, 2007

glass mud table

A glass mud table is a foreplay action upon which one person sits above a glass table, while the other lays underneath it watches the other defecate on the clear surface above them resulting in sexual arousal

Hey babe I've gota go, let's do the glass mud table

by supernut2000 June 22, 2016

glass buttom boat

when a person performs sex acts upon themselves while atop a coffee table that has a see thru glass top. A person laying below the table also performs sex acts upon themselves while they watch one another.

" i had a long crazy night with my wife, had the glass buttom boat going strong all night"

by glassbuttomboater May 21, 2016

Glarkson

Fatherly figure.

Unfortunately I can’t go out tonight, my Glarkson said no.

by Sinkbarian Trenchworm November 18, 2018

Glasp it up

1. (Verb) To produce an epic live improvisational keyboard performance with the same ethereal sparkly quality as jazz musician Robert Glasper.

2. (Verb) To make love to a woman in the smoothest way possible.

"Ey dawg ey I just glasped it up at the house party tonight!"

"Boy you better wrap it up before you glasp it up!"

by Saturos77 July 14, 2019

Glasgow Kiss

A punch to the face.

“The fuck? I ain’t ugly! Do you want a Glasgow Kiss?!”

by treyrjm March 4, 2020