John bought 6 jelly beans, to split out of 3 people.
Mary took 3, john took 2, and joe took 1. Therefore Joe ended up getting screwed.
Mary took 3, john took 2, and joe took 1. Therefore Joe ended up getting screwed.
by Johnnie0505 August 23, 2011
Get the Getting screwedmug. by red2269 May 25, 2009
Get the Getting Neckmug. Guy: Yo u see Big Re dropped 100K on a rose gold??
Guy #2: Daaaaaaamn I’m sick he tryna get off like that!
Guy #2: Daaaaaaamn I’m sick he tryna get off like that!
by FeezyBambino July 25, 2018
Get the Get offmug. An order given to a person by someone else, usually online, that requires the person to turn off his computer and go find someone else to spend time with as soon as possible. The person who gives the order holds the belief that humans who have the audacity of spending time by themselves and not while accompanied by other humans, shame the whole human race and, therefore, must be prompted to do what is socially required of them. Reflects the modern belief that you're nothing if you like being alone.
Usually addressed to people in complete unawareness of their actual level of sociability.
Usually addressed to people in complete unawareness of their actual level of sociability.
by Insert Nickname Here June 22, 2010
Get the get a lifemug. 1. The acted of getting so drunk that you act like you are mentaly retarded.
2. When something doesn't make any sense especially at work.
2. When something doesn't make any sense especially at work.
Tyler wanted to get retarded this weekend, and acomplished his mission when he couldn't even get out of the van with out falling.
Convergys is getting more retarded all the time.
Convergys is getting more retarded all the time.
by Jimboozie November 4, 2003
Get the get retardedmug. by whoopwhoop123456 January 6, 2012
Get the get thirstymug. To use a singular leg of a chair as a dick to get railed by. Depending on the size of the leg, it may appear to others in your stomach area
by fluffyjacob May 9, 2022
Get the to get chairedmug.